No Mas

The stomach ache Heard Round the Lake never came Saturday morning. We pledged to hold the 7502 Cinco de Mayo Taco Bell Eating Contest, unlike another idea we won’t mention.

As the evening un-folded we truly intended to hold the contest. David went off to the “Awesome” show while Seth and Jason met up to watch Garfield take on Skyline in exciting WIAA soccer action. The plan was to meet up later, and then live the dream.

However, Jason and Seth ended up at sister McDonald Kelly’s house for a Cinco de Mayo party with the UW’s women’s basketball team. After arriving David joined Seth discussing the benefits of low mortgage home loans with some of the guests. All the blank stares meant it was time to move on. Jason stayed behind to have the time of his life playing the newest craze among student athletes-- continuous movement beer pong.

David and Seth went to the Scottish Bar down the street, thanking all deities that we were not here.

That is how the best idea ever to originate at a Sunday night Ivar’s happy hour never actually happened.