Cinco de Stomach Ache

To celebrate Cinco de Mayo we will be heading down to El Flingers and suck down some tequila and Coronas while trolling for bar trash. Woooooh, SPU ’94!

What? We did that for St. Patrick’s Day? No, I don’t think so, we went to O’Flingers and downed sake.

Well if you’re going to be like that then we will do something different. Let’s see, Cinco de Mayo calls for the stereotyping of an entire culture, we can do that. How about this?

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Please join us on Friday Mayo Cincoth for the first annual 7502 Taco Bell eating contest. Burritos, tacos, gorditos, ensinatotitos and baklava-- whoever (or herever) eats the most will be the winner. Unlike the Jason v. Seth run around Green Lake we intend to actually do this.

We will start by lubricating our systems with cheap Mexican beer and then head over to the Taco Bell on Aurora and 90th. The winner will receive the much coveted Crown de Sombrerro de Setenta y Cinco Cero Dos.