April 1: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!

When: 9pm

What we will serve: Beer along with the comedic stylings of Seth and David

What to bring: Drinks, party pants, and any remnants of March Madness

Why: Jason's birthday is technically on April 4, but it's much more appropriate to fête the occasion on Le Poisson d'Avril.

What to wear: See above: Party pants

Whom to invite: Anyone and everyone.

Whom to not invite: This guy