September 26th Party: Now with 100% more theme

After three years, it's time to have one last party. You'll either be there, or regret not coming...though you'll probably regret coming once Seth, David, and Jason start being "hilarious".

When: 9pm

What we will serve: Memories...and chips

What to bring: Anything you stole from previous parties.

Why: We're moving out of one of the best houses ever and we've got one last chance to get David laid. Plus, we're pretty proud of all the themes we've come up with.

What to wear: Take your pick. Choose your favorite theme from one of our parties and go nuts (Max, please reprise your costume from the Spy Party).

Whom to invite: Everyone, this is their last chance to marvel at our unique combination of moderately offensive, totally unfunny humor.

Whom to not invite: This guy.

In case you've forgotten any of our party themes, here they are:
Spy Party
1950s Office Holiday Party
Buffalo, NY Party
All Star Game/Hot Dog Eating Contest
Seattle SuperSonics Memorial Party
Super Bowl/Puppy Bowl
Ukrainian Party
Apple Cup Party
Polish Party
Oktoberfest
David's Birthday Party
24: The TV Show Watching Party
Accidental St. Patrick's Day Party
Arrested Development Watching Party
Chinese New Year Party
House Warming Party