Sometimes the word hero just isn't enough...

...but then again, sometimes it's plenty.

David conquered his own demons, his digestive system, and common sense by eating a hot dog an inning for all nine innings of this year's MLB All-Star Game.

We were amazed, we were astounded, we couldn't believe our eyes--then we realized that David hadn't recorded the whole 9th inning and we missed the 2-out, 2-strike rally that brought the American League back and saw them through to victory.

Oh well, at least it wasn't the World Series.