Sat. June 3rd: Welcome to Seattle Saira Buffalo, New York Party

When: 9pm

Why: After spending the past few years living in our nation’s capital (Washington, D.C.) Saira could have lived anywhere in the world. After all, the woman spent two years shacked up in the Ukraine. So when we say anywhere, we f-in’ mean it. However, Saira decided to attend the Evans School at the U-Dub and join her boyfriend Jason in Seattle. Even though she is now making her home in the Emerald City, like anyone born and raised in Buffalo, she can’t help and be a smidge bit homesick for the Erie Canal plateau. To lessen this longing we will bring her a touch of the 716.

What we will serve: Buffalo Wings, Buffalo Style Hot Dogs, Labatts Blue, and Molson.

What to bring: Don’t be a Syracusite, bring beer.

What to wear: Thurman Thomas’ helmet.

Whom to invite: Friends, co-workers, and Big Russ.

Whom not to invite: Leon Czolgosz.