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You have three options on St. Patrick's Day

1) Go to a crowed bar full of people shouting, "SPU '98," where you will wait forever for a watered down Green Budweiser, and listen to some shitty Irish band annoy everyone in the room.

2) Come over to 7502 around 9pm and spend time with us. There will be Irish Stew, Guinness, and Corliss' own leprechaun Jason McDonald.(Please help contribute to our fully stocked Beer Cellar.)

3) Do something meaningful with your life that will bring you fulfilment.