Jason's Life About To Suck (Worse)

Baseball season is nearly upon us. David and Seth are a-titter with excitement. Jason--not so much. He realizes that his free reign of playing FIFA Soccer over the Internet is about to end. Because once our nation's cable stations begin broadcasting the sounds of ball hitting glove, the TV will be dedicated to baseball.

This year is even worse for Jason, because of the World Baseball Classic. This alleged "World Cup of Baseball" begins on Thursday. There are many top players that won't compete. Many of the games will be absurdly lopsided. Pitchers must abide a pitch count. But if you think any of that is diminishing David and Seth's dedication to watching hours and hours of this event, then you simply don't know them very well.

From now until mid-October, there will be a baseball game watched at the house practically every single night. Those of you who are big ball fans, we hope you will join us. Those of you who aren't--please consider inviting Jason to dinner.

Look for upcoming baseball-related events.