7502 Meet 2006

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About two weeks ago we at 7502, or as we’re more commonly known by the Catholic Church, ‘The Ass-Hole Hut,’ made a startling realization: 2005 was coming to an end. After some more research, we found out that it would replaced by something called 2006. Not ones to miss an opportunity to celebrate, we decided to put on our best clothes, head to where the kids hang, and make drunken fools of ourselves.

The New Year was to be rung in with the “Awesome” show at the Capitol Hill Arts Center. Before we left the three of us discussed the events of the past year that lead us to shacking up together. They are still hard to believe, but glorious to revel in.

As always the “Awesome”s did not disappoint, and put on a show worthy of a king’s feast. We had such a good time listening to their tunes that even if we had not consumed enough Maker’s Mark to kill a rhino we would have still ended up near the front of the stage dancing with our housemates and other friends.

Most of the show was spent dancing, laughing, and saying all the things you would never say during a moment of heterosexual sobriety.

As the year changed, and the final seconds f 2005 were counted down, old friends were hugged repeatedly (for the same reason as the dancing), cell phones were smashed, credit cards went missing, Seth charmed the ladies with his trade mark wit and naughty fingers, and Jason and Sarah bonded over their Celtic origins and began harassing their Anglo superior David. Instead of lowering himself to their potato-breathed taunts he simply responded by telling them if they wanted Northern Ireland so bad they should come and get it back…as of this morning it still flies under the Queen’s flag.

The night ended as all good drunken nights should, at Dick’s. Afterwards we went to Dick’s Drive-In for greasy burgers (see what we did there). With Jason buying it was no time to skimp on meat, and our first meal of 2006—the diet starts next year.

In the morning Jason decided Christmas was over and burned the Christmas tree, something that no eight year old should ever see. Seth then left for some family time in Shelton, and David re-alphabetized the dictionary.

Later on Jason joined his family for Polar Bear activities at Matthews Beach. David, who went along to cheer his friend on (and hopefully see a boobie) was then talked into the water by many members of the McDonald family, including the intimidating glimmer shirtless Brian, boyfriend of sister of Kelly McDonald and housemate of parents Sean and Debbie McDonald (a different, more interesting blog).

Afterwards Jason and David put what was left of their manhood in a plastic bag and dropped kicked it across the lake by posing shirtless with Brian. Kids, here is a lesson: sucking in and pushing out.

All in all a magnificent start to 2006.

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