Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Holiday Party Reminder


Allen/Simmons Corporation
"Building the future, one vacuum tube at a time."




From: Mr. Fulton M. Wilder, President

To: All Allen/Simmons Employees

This has been a great year for Allen/Simmons Corporation. Sales are up, production efficiencies have reduced our overhead, and the market for vacuum tubes looks like it will be strong well into the 21st century. To kickoff your holiday season, please join us at the annual holiday office party.

The party is Saturday, at our corporate offices, 7502 Winona Ave. N. It begins at 9pm. There is no scheduled end time, but be advised that, no matter how festive you get on Saturday night, come Monday morning all employees are expected to be at their desks at the regular time.

Mr. Raymond M. Chesterfield
, V-P of Accounts Receivable, is making his famous punch and Chex Mix, but employees should bring beer and/or liquor to keep the yule cheer going.

When you enter the building, be sure to check in with Mr. Donald Watson, VP of Distribution.

Thank you, and I hope to see you there.

Sincerely,

Mr. Wilder

1 Comments:

At 2:09 PM, Blogger Seth said...

Dear Sir,

These three miscreants are currently BANNED from corporate headquarters for their failure to attend an earlier meeting.

 

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