Sat. Nov. 12 First and Only Annual Housewarming Post-Election Goodbye Birthday Veterans Day Party

When: 4pm-late

What we will serve: Roast beef, things to dip things in, dip to dip things to dip things in in, fancy-pants cheese and crackers.

What to bring: Beverages

Why:

1. A housewarming.
2. To say goodbye to the 2005 elections, which nearly killed David.
   
3. To say goodbye to Dave and Stacey, who are moving back to Gotham.
4. To celebrate the birthday of Washington State.
5. To celebrate David's grandmother's birth, which happened soon after Washington State's.
   
6. To honor the sacrifice of our nation's veterans, without whom we'd all be talkin' German.

Whom to invite: Pretty much anyone.

Whom to not invite: People who wear ties with cartoon characters on them.

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