Moving and the Randels Sisters

Thursday is moving day into 7502. Normally Seth and I would be doing all of the work ourselves. However, our personal trainers are worried that we will become too muscular, and have therefore asked us to seek help. Not wanting to do anything that would un-chisel what we've got going on underneath our long sleeves , we have enlisted the help of Kelly and Erin Randels.

Seth and I are flat-out in love with Kelly, and we often spontaneously hug eachother when we get to be in her presence. Erin, her shorter sister, has been sick for the past 17 weeks, will be helping as well. Erin is as beautiful as the Nile is long, but because of her on-going battle with a cold, we will wrap her in surgical gloves and only make her carry our Vitamin C tablets.

Now, you may be asking how we did get two such enchanting ladies to help us move, and furthermore how could you ruin my Thursday night plans of pursuing them in the various Eastlake bars ? Well, the answer is quite simple: we helped them move earlier, and they flippin' owe us.