It's so nice when they aren't home

David and Seth were busying lording over trivia players at the Old Pequliar on Tuesday, so Jason decided to have himself a little get together in la casa. He busied himself chopping peppers, onions, and chicken before throwing together a stir fry that he was pretty proud of.

Then the guests came rolling in. First, the lovely Saira came over to lend moral support in the kitchen. Sister Erin posted up in the house with her cohorts, Katie and Maris, wine and ice cream in hand. Then Kelly and Molly brought the noise along with Bre and Carmen.

They ate and drank and traded stories about where not to eat in Europe. It was all good until everyone realized that Jason was the only dude in the house (kinda) and decided it was time for chocolate ice cream and How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Ok, not really, but the convo got decidedly woman-y. Jason tried to rescue things by discussing his projections for AI's assist-to-turnover ratio when Carmello returns from suspension and his thoughts on the upcoming high school soccer season, but all was lost. Even a lighthearted attempt to bring Pete Walker up flopped.

Fortunately, the evening was saved by delicious ice cream and everyone parted as friends, richer for the experience. Jason had just enough time to clean up the kitchen before Seth and David returned home to continue ruining his life.