Sir Bails-a-Lot Changes 9/15 Plans

Seth and the phrase, "man of his word,” go together like peanut butter and something you would never, never, never ever, never in a million years put with peanut butter.

Our man to the right of the bathroom is proud of this fact, often bragging that while living in New York his friends referred to him as Sir Bails-a-lot. The middle aged men on the Brooklyn Height Promenade would refer to him as Susan, but that's a story for another time.

So when Seth decided that after the Garfield vs. Franklin game, we would all be attending the new The Rock film, Gridiron Gang, a movie about incarcerated teen age boys and a film that Seth has been a little too excited to see, well, we should have known better.

Even after he wrote, "Following the game we'll head over to opening night of "Gridiron Gang"…Holy crap, this could be the greatest night of our lives." Even after he screamed at a housemate, "You are going to be at this movie with me whether you like it or not!" His face turning purple and veins on his neck popping. Even after talking about this night for the better part of a week, we were not completely surprised when he announced that he wouldn’t be going to the movie.

Why did Seth change his mind? What powerful force will be pulling him away from enjoying the greatest moment of his life?

A work party.

Don't cry for him, he is already dead.

The tailgating, the Garfield/Franklin game, and Oktoberfest on the 22nd will still go on. There will be no movie viewing, and for that we apologize for Seth.