Fri, Sept. 22-- Oktoberfest

When: Friday September 22, 8:30pm

What we will serve: German sausages, sauerkraut, potato fries with mustard, and of course beer. It's Oktoberfest, what do you expect? Brie? Chardonnay? If you show up with an armful of baguettes, well, you're liable to get tank marks up and down your beret.

What to bring: A drinking stein, a drinking boot, and beer. It's Oktoberfest you can't have enough.

What to Wear: Lederhosen, Audrey's Sexy Hitler costume from last Halloween, comfortable slacks, or whatever.

Why: First of all autumn is the best season there is, ever. That's as much as an answer as you're gonna get. Just show up, and as they say in Munich, "Zetzin brachton der flukensn kanziukiempunston zetzkreg."