David Turns One

To celebrate the one-year anniversary of getting stomped on (turns out it was one of the best things ever to happen to him) David took his roommates out for dinner and large microbrew pitchers at Fiddler’s Inn -- the location where he and Seth spent most of last winter and spring drinking at 3pm and making outlandish declarations.

There was no time for pouting or crying as they all agreed that David was in insanely better off than before the events of 1/18. David tried to do a little reminiscing but Jason declared that he was acting like an eleven year old girl, and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom “flushing the man back into him.” The rest of the evening was spent making fun of the past, trying to figure out ways to make Steve Smith “disappear” before Sunday, and wondering, if you’re a musician and you’re playing at a bar, and that bar is charging a two dollar cover, is it time to pack it in?

The night ended (and we're not sure anyone can -- or would want to -- remember how it started) with an impromptu one-on-one-on-one wrestling match in the living room.